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Bruce or Becky?

Sophisticated · Dec 7, 2012 · 12 Comments


The Soshal Solution Series:
  In this series, we will provide some solutions to the most common problems encountered in our daily lives. TSN makes no representations or warranties as to the results to be attained by the reader from the use of any of the solutions hereunder, as well as its fitness for any particular purpose. All solutions provided herein are merely recommendatory. Please be guided accordingly.

 

Bruce

soshalsolution

 

 

S writes:

 

Zsazsa bading siya kung:

 

1.  Pag mas maayos pa kilay Nya kaysa sayo, at naka arch pa

2.  Pag tinitignan Nya ang height Ng ibang boys

3.  Pag pumipilantik kamay Nya when he’s stressed

4.  Pag masyado sya mag-gym, and alam mo may text mates sya na gym rats din

5.  Pag mas Madami pa ang types of bath gels and salts kesa sayo.

6.  Pag nagsabi sya na “I kissed a boy. Just thought I’d try it.”

     (Based on experience. The next phone call I got was “I think I’m gay.” Ya think?!)

7.  Pag nahuli mo sya ginagamit eyelash curler mo

     (another true story. Although he’s married now and has a kid…

     Ang masasabi ko lang, eh si Jun Encarnacion din may anak Noh!)

 

D writes:    

 

Para sa akin, kung meron applicable sa kanya dito, confeermed yan dai!

  

1.  Kung matinis pa ang tili nya sa ‘yo. 

    Puwede mo subukan sa pagtulak sa kanya sa stairs.

2.  Kung palagi siyang may ka-chat na “bestfriend” daw niya.

     Sure na yan kung may “Mishu” at “Tsup Tsup” ang YM message

     tapos ang YM ID ng ka-chat niya ay “POGI”

3.  Kung may dumapo sa kanyang butterfly habang nasa bahay ni kuya… 

 

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Kung na confeerm mo na ang kanyang sexuality… waley ka ng ibang puwedeng gawin mars, kung hindi hiwalayan siya at magdasal na may dumating na Zoren sa buhay mo. Pero wag kang magalit sa kanya ha. Masarap maging kaibigan ang isang Beki, puwera lang kung agawin niya ang next jowa mo.

 

P writes:

 

Naku, ineng! Di ka nagkamali ng nilapitan. I am somewhat of an expert sa bagay na yan. Matagal din kasi ako nahumaling sa isang alanganin. Eto ang mga tell-tale signs na juding ang jinojowa mo…

 

1.    Pag “makinis pa ang pwet niya sa mukha mo.”

      Yan kasi ang linya ni Mother Earth nung una niya nakilala si former “boy”-let.

2.    Magbanggit ka ng crush mong artistang lalaki.

      Pag sinabi niyang, “Really?! You find him cute?

      Mas cute pa si Enchong Dy dun e!” Ah-mmm…

3.   Manood kayo ng sine. Mag-halter top ka o

      di kaya spaghetti strap o backless.

      Siyempre giginawin ka. So aarte ka ngayon with

      matching shivering of shoulders. Kung lalaki ang jowa mo,

      aakbayan o yayakapin ka niyan. Pero kapag, instead, ay tinawag niya ang

      manager ng sinehan para pahinaan ang aircon, ALAM MO NA!

 

Madami pa yan, Zsazsa. Try mo muna ang mga yan for now. Once confirmed na ang boyfriend mo ay isa palang GUUURLFREEEN, yayain mo siya sa parlor at doon kayo magpa-“beauty.”

 

Based on a true story.

Kayo, anong maipapayo niyo kay Zsazsa?

 

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Comments

  1. Anonymous says

    March 3, 2015 at 9:20 am

    Kapag idol nya si Kris Aquino. Walang lalaking gusto ang butangerang Kristeta. Bekie na.

    Reply
  2. R.O.S.E. says

    December 11, 2012 at 10:44 am

    di ko kinaya ang “based on a true story” bwahahaha!!! =D

    Reply
    • P says

      December 12, 2012 at 12:17 am

      Alam mo yan!

      Reply
  3. Nino says

    December 7, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    Pag mas malinis pa ang shoes nya kesa sa shoes mo, senyales na yan! : )

    Reply
  4. Bebeng says

    December 7, 2012 at 5:58 am

    Kapag kumanta siya ng kanta ni Mama Regine Velasquez or ang papasikat na Angeline Quinto … alam na! (marami akong naging kaklase na ganito)

    Kapag nasa loob kayo ng taxi at hinawakan mo tuhod niya tapos nilihis niya papalayo … hindi ka niya bet! (based on a true story)

    Kapag natutuwa siya na may nagkakagustong beki thunder cat na closet sa kanya … feeling mahaba ang hair.

    Reply
    • The Soshal Network says

      December 7, 2012 at 6:04 am

      at bakit parang relate na relate ka dito Bebeng? haha!!! 🙂

      Reply
    • Bebeng says

      December 8, 2012 at 6:50 am

      Sheeet. Di ko din alam. Hahahaha!

      Reply
  5. Rae says

    December 7, 2012 at 4:12 am

    Kapag madami syang men’s health magazine (disguised a “health” magazine pero FHM for men yun)

    If he tries to discreetly checkout other guys, the way straight men checks out girls when they’re with you. Be observant.

    Reply
    • The Soshal Network says

      December 7, 2012 at 5:18 am

      ooh… oo nga!!! pero how will you know na “check-out” look pala yun?? pag sa puwet tumingin?

      Reply
      • Denis says

        March 12, 2015 at 12:23 am

        “check-out” look kapag more than once or either pwet or sa chest. lol

        Reply
  6. Chesa says

    December 7, 2012 at 2:33 am

    Palagay ko ang pinakasure sign ay kung: 1) mahuli ni Zsazsa na may lalaking naka-topless sa CR ni Edgar, at 2) hindi excited si Edgar na maiwan silang mag-isa ni Zsazsa sa isang private na lugar. Alam na.

    Reply
    • The Soshal Network says

      December 7, 2012 at 5:13 am

      Puwede din yan!!! parang Papa P lang 😀

      Reply

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