Naikuwento ko na yung isang boss ko dito. I’ll write about my conversations naman with my other boss.
Sossy Boss: My wife and I are not really into shopping. If we find something we want, we’ll just order it online. But one time, my wife said,”let’s do something exciting.Let’s buy something and pay it on installment!”
Pasoshal D: (sa isip lamang) OMG, that’s so exciting! Next time, Sir… why don’t you try to get something and then run for it. Kupit ba!
Sossy Boss: I don’t like my neighbor.
Me: Why Sir?
Sossy Boss: Every night they will go to their garden and drink.
Me: Are they noisy?
Sossy Boss: No, but they use mono bloc chairs!
Pasoshal D: (sa isip lamang) No way! Mono bloc chairs? Ewww, that’s like sitting on orocan?!
Sossy Boss: (calling an owner of a manning company) Magkano na ang captain ngayon?
Eh kung Amerikano?
Pasoshal D: (sa isip lamang) Totoo pala ang kasabihang, money can buy everything…
Sir, tao na binibili niyo!!!
Sossy Boss: You know, even if Mr. X was the President of Company X, he didn’t earn a lot.
Me: Why, sir?
Sossy Boss: He called me and asked if he can borrow Twenty Thousand. He said he needs it in cash ASAP. I said of course but I was thinking if he won’t pay it back later, it’s okay. It’s only Twenty Thousand anyway.
Pasoshal D: (sa isip lamang) Sir, puwede pautang din?
Me: Then what happened sir?
Sossy Boss: He came to the office and I handed him the Twenty Thousand. And you know what? He returned the cash.
Me: Why daw?
Sossy Boss: He said, “I only need Twenty Thousand PESOS!!!”
Me: (Napanganga) Sir, DOLLARS binigay nyo?
Sossy boss: Yes, why the hell will he borrow Twenty Thousand Pesos?
Pasoshal D: (sa isip lamang) Why the hell will you give Twenty Thousand Dollars?
Super nice ng boss kong ito, nakakainis lang ang networth niya! Pero di ko pinalagpas ang pagkakataong maging one of them…
Me: Sir, can I rent your guardhouse?
Sossy Boss: Huh, why?
Me: Kung di mo niyo naitatanong, pangarap ko pong maging mailing address ang Dasma. If nirent ko ang guardhouse nyo, puwede ko na gawing residential address:
19- A ______________ St. Dasmarinas Village, Makati City.
Pero sir, pag-umalis kayo sa main house, puwede makigamit ng CR?
Boom! Tameme si boss! Tiningnan ako ng parang ngayon lang nakakita ng babaeng patay gutom 🙂
(pics from google)