Girls and guys and basically everyone always have those tactics they use pag ayaw nila sa date nila or when they can’t escape from a date. Normally may mga call-a-friend or sakit-ng-tiyan measures for these instances.
So girl, if you are the more adventurous type, here are some creative ways for you to never see your date again!
1. Gumamit ng makapal na makapal na make-up (super kapal), at sa leeg, mag make-up na like may Adam’s apple, and babaan ang boses pag nagsasalita. Gamitin ang vocabulary na madalas gamitin dito sa TSN.
2. On your dining table, while eating, maglatag ng hand cuffs, blind fold, whip lash, syringe, and baseball bat. Then ask, “San tayo later?”
3. Habang pinag-uusapan ang career, tanunging mo: “What’s your IQ level? Are you sure this is what you REALLY wanted to become, career-wise? Why don’t you take a master’s degree?”*
4. In a public setting, pilitin mo siyang kantahin ninyo ng buo ang song na “Pusong Bato” for one round. Kapag pumayag for whatever strange reason, pagdating ng bridge ay tumayo at pumalakpak while singing.
Di mo alam dahil sa yo
Ako’y di makakain
Di rin makatulog
Buhat ng iyong lokohin
Kung ako’y muling iibig
Sana’y di maging katulad mo
Tulad mo na may pusong bato
5. I-sentro ang conversation sa topic na bakit feeling mo ay may calling ka para maging madre.
6. Speaking of religious characters, try mo rin magsuot ng puti at magdala ng pari.
7. Upon introducing himself and while nagsasalita siya about his interests, etc., mag-yawn at sabihing “Listening to you makes watching plants grow like a fun idea.”
8. Maglatag ng mga flyers at bentahan ang date ng insurance plan or condo.*
9. Pagdating mo sa setting ng date, the first thing you say is “I thought I was being set up with a REAL girl.”
10. Wear maong shorts and some shirt with spaghetti straps. Bring an older friend along. Ask your friend na pagkatapos ng date ay lumapit siya sa guy para maningil.
So there, have fun! 🙂
*Based on true stories.
madali lng iyan, mag-excuse at pumunta sa banyo kunwari, tapos hwag ka nang bumalik!