One client is buying a condominium unit for P50M.
Boss: That’s expensive for an old building.
Client: It’s okay because we can lease it out for P200K a month.
D (sa utak lamang):
Anak ng… 200k a month? Ano yun?
Ginto yung inodoro?
Emil (sa utak lang din):
Anak ng… 200k a month?
Ano yun? Langit?!
And the sossy conversation continued….
Boss: How are your babies? You have three, right?
Client: They’re okay.
But, we have to move to a bigger place
because the condo couldn’t fit us all.
Boss: Why? You have the whole floor.
Client: Well, I hired 6 yayas for the kids.
Boss: 6 yayas?
Client: Yes, they have to go on shifts,
one for the day and one for the night,
and I have 3 kids, so 6.
Boss: And how much do you pay per yaya?
Boss: What’s your blog called?
D: (Patay!!!!) Uhm, sir, it’s called The Soshal Network
D: Sir, The Soshal Network.
Boss: You mean like the movie?
D: No sir, it’s spelled S-O-S-H-A-L.
Boss: What does that mean?
D: Opposite of sosyal sir.
We write about kajologans.
Boss: What’s “kajologans?”
D: (Mahabang habang usapan ‘to!)
Read Sossy Problems Part 1 here.