Pluck

One of the many memorable conversations with C… this man can make me laugh so hard without even trying:

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S (whilst looking at C’s face with concern): Bahbee, I want to clean your eyebrows.

C: (utterly afraid of getting facial hair plucked by tweezers) Nope.

S: But have you seen it?!! You need to clean it.

C: They are clean. I shampoo it everyday… Along with my hair.

S: (stunned silence)

C: Why?

S: What do you mean you shampoo them?

C: What? You mean you don’t?

S: No!

C: You barbarian you!!!

S: (LMFAO)

Needless to say, I have yet to devise a way to actually groom his eyebrows.