Kids say the darndest things. Totoo yan! Kahit anong palusot ko kay Addie, hindi tumatalab, at mahirap na rin siyang utuin ;-P
While teaching Addie to pee in the toilet
Me: You shouldn’t wee wee in the room because the shark might chase you.
Addie: No shark in the toilet?
Me: None, because I put magic fence on the door. It says “no sharks allowed.”
Addie: Eh di put magic in the room.
(sabay ganito ang mukha)
While singing nursery rhymes….
Me: I’m a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle and here is my…
Addie: Finger!
Oo nga naman!
After her bath…
Addie: Mommy, my stomach is broken?
Me: Huh? Why?
Addie: It has a hole.
Oo nga naman ulit!
While playing the iPad, may book na gusto si Addie na may bayad.
Addie: Can we look? (Pointing at the book for purchase)
Me: No, it’s broken.
Addie: (Pinindot ang purchase.) It’s not bwoken.
(sabay ganito ang mukha)
Shet!
BOOM PANES!!!!