Drunk Text

At my friend’s despedida I got shamed into admitting my super drunk text to him a couple of nights prior:

(My drunk text message)

“Dude… you are awecul. You shouldn’t be reproducing… love you to death”

I only realize this mishap 2 days later when I needed to ask him something and saw my message thread. I have no recollection of the context of this message. I am not even sure if it’s meant for him. He said he was too drunk to reply but had a good laugh when he read it… and he was still laughing 2 days later.

How many times have I said that there should be an app on our phones that prevents you from sending drunk messages?? It should detect that your alcohol level is high enough that you may make bad decisions and automatically lock all SMS and outgoing calls. Dapat you have to solve a couple of quick puzzles to unlock them. Ganun dapat.

Well, at least I came up with a new word:

“awecul” (pronounced: uh-sool) 

a state of being both awesome and awful Promise papa-uso namin yan.

P, diba ikaw nama meron ka din naimbento na phrase?

 “Frienkin drunj”

 relates to thinking of your friends while being drunk;

situation and usage:

P is having the time of her life at the beach and starts thinking about her friends who are far away so she texted them what she was doing,

i.e. “I’m so frienkin drunj”