While on vacay in a faraway land in a fancy schmancy hotel, Him and Her were just a festering petri-dish of gloom and germs. Their trip turned out to be just being cooped up in bed trying to recover…
Her: (wrapped up in a robe, curled up in an armchair across the room) Well this is lovely…
Him: (after one of his coughing fits) yeah, this is awesome…
Her: Sorry we can’t go out and meet your friends… damn, everything is aching!
Him: Let’s just stay in bed. Don’t worry about it. I think D (his buddy) is pretty sick too. Maybe there’s a bug going around… (motions Her to join him under the sheets)
Her: (whiny as usual) I hate being sick… I’m probably just going to die on this bed tonight…
Him: (with utmost shock and fear in his eyes) Baby!!! Don’t say those things… if you die… how am I ever going to explain that?!?!??
Her: Wow. I feel the love and concern man.
AKO
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