One day, I saw Mito’s Facebook post.
Oo, it’s mainit in Pasay. Not like in Manda and Alabang, not to mention BaCav where all the talabas are enjoying the waters.
Naalala tuloy namin ang mga conyo sa aming sosyal na college at high school, na everyday pang #OOTD ang suot or accessories. At pag may naamoy na mabaho ang hirit, “eww, it’s amoy Cubao.” Katunog na katunog nila ang Conyos of Manila.
50 shades of deins
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Oktubre 24, 2014
"I was so wasak last night"
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Nobyembre 1, 2014
If you Instagram'd the stuff you bought from H&M without mentioning that it is from H&M, will we ever know that it's from H&M? #nobodyknows
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Oktubre 22, 2014
*Wears Boat Shoes for all occasions*
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Setyembre 25, 2014
“So sabaw”
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Oktubre 4, 2014
*Has a picture of the view from 71 Gramercy as his profile picture*
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Setyembre 25, 2014
“Omg, dude. That’s so jej”
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Setyembre 26, 2014
“I. CAN’T. EVEN.”
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Setyembre 26, 2014
The more you know. #ConyoCrew pic.twitter.com/0R4lhoAwP2
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Setyembre 26, 2014
“Tara, let’s bounce”
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Setyembre 28, 2014
“I commuted today. Hassle” Taxi lang pala.
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Setyembre 30, 2014
“Can you not?”
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Setyembre 30, 2014
Unsure of his peers' sarcastic remarks, the conyo asks "Are you making me gago?"
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Oktubre 26, 2014
For the record, I don't hate jejemons. I just dislike th3 w4y th3y tAlk. T43na, bAd3p!!!! (^_^)
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Oktubre 17, 2014
I like long romantic walks to the bank
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Oktubre 16, 2014
Ateneo and La Salle will face each other ba? Ano yung sport? Paramihan ng boat shoes? Palaliman ng V neck? Kasi G ako kahit ano
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Oktubre 1, 2014
The epitome of perseverance = a conyo wearing a cardigan on a blistering hot day.
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Oktubre 5, 2014
Tweet of the day: “it took me [x] hours to get home. Fucking traffic” Naisip mo ba yung driver mo na nagintay sayo?
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Oktubre 7, 2014
Your opinion is irrelevant because you are a jejemon.
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Oktubre 17, 2014
What?! A hotel with no bidet? Am I supposed to use tissue paper? Like a savage?
— Conyos of Manila (@ManilaConyos) Oktubre 22, 2014
Aint’ they hilarious. I can’t even.
Sam J says
November 19, 2014 at 4:07 pmHonestly…..it’s annoying! (British accent)
Will.I.Am says
November 11, 2014 at 1:19 am“What the f?”
Anonymous says
November 10, 2014 at 11:21 pmI caaaaaant
abi villanueva says
November 6, 2014 at 12:02 pmthat rizal picture was made by my friend, dapat siguro nag ask muna sila ng permission if pwede gamitin yung artwork respeto lang sana sa artist
Che says
November 6, 2014 at 1:56 am¨conyo¨ comes from the spanish vulgar word ¨coño¨ which refers to the female genital. When a Spanish guy asks ¨ ¿Qué coño pasa aquí?¨. He actually means ¨ WTF is going on in here?¨. Kung bakit naging mukhang/feeling sosyal sa atin ang ¨conyo¨ yan ay hindi ko maintidihan. lol!
Anonymous says
November 7, 2014 at 12:51 amsosyal ang pekpek
Anonymous says
November 9, 2014 at 12:34 am“Conyo” actually came from “cognoscenti,” or persons who have superior knowledge and understanding of a particular field, especially in the fine arts, literature, and world of fashion. nd usually, people in the ilustrado classes of the 19th century in the Philippines were the ones who possessed this kind of knowledge. And while the superior knowledge in fine arts, literature and fashion of those who are considered “conyo” today remains debatable, the name just stuck.
Anonymous says
November 5, 2014 at 10:29 amWhats’ with the V-neck, dude? Haha
Salve says
November 4, 2014 at 2:39 pmthey are so ARTE! hahahahaha
Ny says
November 3, 2014 at 6:28 pmTaenang yan, ka-hayblad!!!
Anonymous says
November 3, 2014 at 10:50 amIs he jej??? Bwahahahaha!
Anonymous says
November 3, 2014 at 10:49 amI’ll follow them na! They’re so funny
xxx says
November 3, 2014 at 10:48 amHahahahahaha!!! Ang dami kong laughs!