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Where Do Babies Come From?

Domesticated · May 20, 2016 · 4 Comments

Kagabi bago matulog, niyakap ko si Addie.

Me: I love you so much, Addie. Do you know that?

Addie: Even if you have a new baby na?

Me: Yes! And Mommy is not going to have a baby yet. Sana may baby brother or sister ka na.

Addie: Mommy, how can there be a baby on your tummy?

Me:  (Pak! Inumpisahan ko pa kasi!!!!!) By praying to Papa Jesus. We have to pray very hard so that Mommy will get pregnant na.

Addie: How do you get pregnant?

Me: (Tinuloy ko pa kasi talaga noh?!?!) Uhm, Papa Jesus will give the baby to a magic stork. The magic stork will bring it to me.

Addie: You’re joking.

Me: No, I’m not.

(Hanap ng picture ng stork na may dalang baby sa google.)

stork-baby-1

Addie: Ohhhh…. who puts the baby in the blanket? Who ties the blanket on the stork? 

Me: Papa Jesus.

Addie: Di ba Papa Jesus is just a baby. Why you call him Papa Jesus?

Me: Papa Jesus became old na. You’ll learn about Papa Jesus in school, or we’ll read about him tomorrow.

Addie: I want to watch a youtube of the stork with the baby. (Adik lang sa youtube)

Me: Why?

Addie: That’s not real picture eh.

(Oo nga naman, drawing lang…)

Me: There’s no video because it’s a magic stork. No one can see them. They will only go out from the magic clouds when everyone is sleeping. (Imbento pa more! Nakakapagod to!)

Addie: Who made the stork?

Me: Papa Jesus.

Addie: Where did Papa Jesus c[o]me from when he was a baby?

(Anak ng!!!!!! Buko na ko dito!!)

Times like these you need a juicy!!! 

Me: (Tingin sa relo) Hala, it’s time to sleep na it’s very late na.

Addie: But….

Me: GOOD NIGHT ADDIE! I LOVE YOU. (Sabay patay ilaw.)

eyes-in-the-dark

Mommies, help!!! Paano ine-explain to?!

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Domesticated, Parenting and Marriage, TSN Addie, babies, curious child, parenting, questions

Comments

  1. Twinkle says

    May 31, 2016 at 2:21 pm

    Hmmm, Ms. D ako inexplain ko sa daughter ko scientifically. Sabi ko lang babies are formed when an egg cell and a sperm cell meet. Tapos nanood kami sa Youtube ng video ng fertilization. She was maybe 4 or 5 years old then.

    Reply
    • TSN says

      June 2, 2016 at 3:33 pm

      Oh… gawin ko when she turns 5 na 🙂 Thank you, Twinkle!

      Reply
  2. Joey gurl says

    May 24, 2016 at 1:52 pm

    Hahaha! Pwedeng isama si Addie sa anak ko! Madali lang yan D, ‘I don’t know, you better ask Daddy’ hehehe

    Reply
  3. Vinz says

    May 20, 2016 at 1:24 pm

    Ang taba ng utak ng mga bata talaga.. Sabihin nyo na lang po Ms. D “Ask you Dad” Hehehehehe 🙂

    Reply

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