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Top Ten Signs na Laking Cavite Ka

Provinciated · Jun 7, 2016 · 62 Comments

10. Barkada ang tawag ng iba. Ikaw, TROPA.

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9. Di ka naman mayabang. Pero kapag may nagyabang sa’yo, aba, kailangan mas mayabang ka!

8. Kung ang unang natutunang bad word ng classmates mo ay “Shit!”, ikaw P*[email protected] [email protected] MO!” ‘Yung malutong.

7. Sobra puti ng ngipin mo. Nasobrahan sa fluoride.

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6. “Taena mo, ba’t ngayon ka lang nagpakita hayup ka!” TRANSLATION: “Kamusta ka?”

5. Hindi ka magaling magsinungaling. Pero marunong ka mag-BULAAN. White lies lang naman. ;P

4. Di ka nauubusan ng “EH”.

“Eh sa ayoko eh.

O eh ano ngayon gagawin mo?

Eh gusto mo pala ng gulo eh!”

3. Razon’s ba kamo? Sorry, walang tatalo sa sandosenang sangkap ng DIGMAN HALO-HALO.

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2. Mussels and oysters for dinner? Sus, hindi ka impressed.

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(photo from www.recipeshubs.com)

At ang #1 sign na laki ka sa Cavite…

1. Alam mo ang ibig sabihin ng “Buwakanena mo!!!” Ito ang pinaiksing version ng “Buwa ka ng ina mo.” Kung di pa rin gets, kumonsulta sa Kabitenya.

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Comments

  1. Anonymous says

    March 19, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    May tanong lang po ako may salitang “Dang agnat” ba sa mga tagacavite… May binangit kc yung friend ko na gangang word …

    Reply
  2. Anonymous says

    October 15, 2017 at 2:40 pm

    Ano ibig sabihin ng Dang?
    Sorry bagong lipat sa Cavite and I srsly dont know kung ano ibig sabihin nun HAHA

    Reply
    • Anonymous says

      December 2, 2018 at 9:42 pm

      Ano ibig sabihin ng nay pis dang balasek

      Reply
    • Anonymous says

      April 17, 2019 at 2:25 am

      HAHAHAHAHAHA “DANG” SIMPLY MEANS “NAPAKA”

      Reply
  3. Rozki says

    June 7, 2017 at 8:41 pm

    Eto p.. Yung pag uutot ka eh sasaluhin mo ng kamay tapos ipapaamoy mo s tropa mo.. Takep sa ilong at bunganga.. Eh di langhap lahat ang utot mo.. Pasok sa baga.. 😀 buwahahaha
    Tubong tanza po 🙂

    Reply
  4. Anne says

    June 26, 2016 at 12:26 pm

    Hahahahaha! I am not from Cavite (sa Rizal po ako) pero nakarelate ako hahahahaahahha. lalo na yung BULAAN at yung malulutong na mura. Hahahahahah This made my day!

    Reply
  5. cathycutie says

    June 10, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    proud caviteno, my nanay always said ‘pumirmi ka ha, kukulatihin ko yang ktawan u, lagi kang nasa pusalian means nsa galaan.

    Reply
  6. Gen says

    June 10, 2016 at 10:58 am

    “nakaw, dambalasek ng pormahan weh'”

    Proud Imuseña ho

    Reply
    • John says

      September 8, 2018 at 10:48 pm

      Ano dambalasik?

      Reply
      • RA says

        March 15, 2019 at 12:57 am

        maangas

        Reply
  7. Anonymous says

    June 9, 2016 at 10:30 pm

    San lakad?
    Dyan lang sa tabi tabi yan ang lagot ng mga taga Imus

    Reply
  8. King says

    June 9, 2016 at 6:19 pm

    Kasabihan sa Cavite:1 ” Mawala na lahat ng yaman wag lang ang yabang”
    2 ” Ng dahil sa setaw ay nakabi ng Sarao”
    3 ” Gawin kitang pataba sa tubo”
    Nasa Cavite kana Pag nakita muna ang mga ito:
    1 Bus na Sahulog.
    2 Stainless na owner type jeep na puro halogen ang ilaw.
    3 Kubo na ang tukod ng bintana ay baril

    Reply
    • Anonymous says

      September 23, 2016 at 11:16 am

      Mukang hindi po yata sa Cavite yung #1 mo. Purong Kabitenyo ako. Imus to be exact pero wala akong nadinig na ganyan.

      Reply
    • anonymous says

      September 23, 2016 at 11:23 am

      Lilinawin ko lang po, hindi sa Cavite yang #1 na sinabi nyo sir tsaka yung ginagamit na pang rukod ng bintana ng kubo eh baril. Purong Kabitneyo batang Sumi, Etivac

      Reply
    • anonymous says

      September 23, 2016 at 11:27 am

      Dang tinde mo oy!!

      Reply
    • Vernz says

      June 11, 2017 at 4:17 pm

      Batangas ata nagmula ang kasabihan #1… Salinas boy dito!

      Reply
  9. Anonymous says

    June 9, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    Ang huges…ubod dang kiseg ehh..!!!

    Reply
    • Tim says

      June 9, 2016 at 2:32 pm

      C Kaka Nena hinahanap ni Insong Berting. Tila may itatanong kung pumaroon yung tagapatay ng mga hantek

      Reply
  10. JAMES COMBALICER says

    June 9, 2016 at 8:37 am

    IKA NGA EH ‘NAKAW’ ‘UBOD NG GANDA..TIYAMBANAK EH’ HEHEHE

    Reply
  11. Expired says

    June 9, 2016 at 8:12 am

    Cavite ba ika? Dapat gnonuram ka mag datkilab ng atilas. Haha! Batang Tanza h0

    Reply
  12. Anonymous says

    June 9, 2016 at 7:58 am

    gento yun eh!

    Reply
  13. Anonymous says

    June 9, 2016 at 3:12 am

    AW BALE BA ANYA DI AKO IBA RITO HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Reply
    • Anonymous says

      August 16, 2016 at 9:18 pm

      Ano ibig sabhin ng “anya”

      Reply
      • TSN says

        August 17, 2016 at 1:40 am

        Anya = sabi niya

        Reply
  14. Jordn says

    June 9, 2016 at 2:35 am

    Dutan…alm ng kabitenyo yn ang diba..pg sinalita na dia!panya,jo yn mga twagan nmin!dia dang ktinde noh!

    Reply
  15. Taurus says

    June 9, 2016 at 12:11 am

    Naaalala ku ung mga nakasama ku and nkilala .. aa cavite 🙂

    Reply
  16. Taurus says

    June 9, 2016 at 12:08 am

    Kasama ba sa taga cavite ang ni ? ” nisabi ku na .. ” ” nitext kuna .. ” etc .. lage ku din kase naririnig ..

    Reply
    • Anonymous says

      June 9, 2016 at 11:54 am

      hindi

      Reply
  17. Anonymous says

    June 8, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    Pag taga Cavite City, Muzta na DRE, diba DRE (kumpadre)

    Pag taga Rosario, Cavite, Pania, or Panya san ang punta.
    ok lang ba PANIA (panhero)

    Reply
  18. anonymous says

    June 8, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    Nakain at Nat*e

    Reply
  19. M.G. says

    June 8, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    Nooooo! Number one should be “Dre!” Why didn’t you include the word “dre”? And the “Dang”! Dang lupet e!

    Reply
  20. Lea says

    June 8, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    Ohhh na miss ko naman ang Bacoor!

    Reply
  21. Anonymous says

    June 8, 2016 at 5:02 pm

    kaw ang lupet eh noh!

    Reply
  22. Mogs Satingin says

    June 8, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    Pukanto, Kabitenyo nga hindi naman taga Bacoor! OK ba Tats.

    Reply
  23. thorzie says

    June 8, 2016 at 10:05 am

    dang lupet eh.. hahah

    Reply
    • Anonymous says

      June 8, 2016 at 6:27 pm

      D ganap ang pagiging caviteño mo pag d ka nakapag suot ng hambel pants with matching white hanes t shirts…

      Reply
    • Bel diaz says

      June 20, 2016 at 2:09 am

      Daburuku

      Reply
  24. Danny Santarin says

    June 8, 2016 at 10:02 am

    N’kaw…”binuhusan’ eh !!!

    Reply
  25. Salve says

    June 8, 2016 at 9:52 am

    this made my day na naman.. <3 witty Ms P!

    Reply
  26. Jonjon ng etibak says

    June 8, 2016 at 8:30 am

    Dapat pag fiesta may musiko Hindi sound system , right yan ang tatak kabitenyo

    Reply
  27. Ronnan says

    June 8, 2016 at 1:43 am

    Anya ehh

    Reply
  28. Anonymous says

    June 8, 2016 at 1:31 am

    dang balasek ika nga ng mga taga imus

    Reply
  29. Ann says

    June 8, 2016 at 12:29 am

    Dang tindi neto post, pang tropa talaga eh. 😉

    Reply
  30. Killua says

    June 8, 2016 at 12:08 am

    Alam mo yung “Baby Bus” Hahaha.

    Reply
    • Anonymous says

      April 21, 2019 at 3:44 pm

      eh alam mu ung mazda

      Reply
  31. Tet says

    June 7, 2016 at 11:27 pm

    Meron pa… Pag isa, bes… Pag dalawa na, beses… Gets?
    Isang bes lang ako pumunta dun…
    Dalawang beses na yan….

    Reply
  32. Red says

    June 7, 2016 at 11:09 pm

    Dang porma eh noh!!!
    Sabihan moh yan
    Sisikaran koh yang
    Maangas nayan…
    Hahaha..peace mga tropa..

    Reply
  33. Michael Ramirez says

    June 7, 2016 at 10:48 pm

    May kulang na isa: yung paggamit ng ‘dang’. “Dang yabang eh no?” “Dang engay naman eh” haha dagdag lang ho

    Reply
  34. ride says

    June 7, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    Additional po:
    11. Caviteno ka kapag nakain, naupo at natayo ka. Imbes na kumakain, umuupo, at tumatayo.
    12. Alam mo na ang singular ng “BESES” ay “BES”. Nung isang bes nakita ko si Jenny, beh ang taba ngayon!

    Reply
  35. Berniemack Arellano says

    June 7, 2016 at 8:12 pm

    Yun palang “dang” na prefix.
    “Dang layo, dang haba, dang…”

    Reply
  36. Einal Bautista says

    June 7, 2016 at 4:49 pm

    hahahha…meron p! mabait na kaibigan ang mga Cavitenya o Cavitenyo, Pero masamang kaaway!

    Reply
    • Anonymous says

      June 7, 2016 at 6:45 pm

      agree!

      Reply
      • Anonymous says

        June 7, 2016 at 11:17 pm

        true..

        Reply
    • anonymous says

      September 23, 2016 at 11:35 am

      Dang galeng mo. Tumpak yan!

      Reply
  37. Lyrehs says

    June 7, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    So proud n CAVITEÑA aq!

    Reply
  38. Razelle says

    June 7, 2016 at 3:18 pm

    Eh tropa tyo dati eh (neneng days pa yun)..nung world of swimming days ni coach Eric hehehe… You’re simply awesome Ms Provinciated!!! Aliw n aliw ako sa nyo 3!!!panalo mga blogs nyo makatotohanan..

    Reply
  39. Ny says

    June 7, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    Haha! Proud kabitenya here!

    Reply
  40. Abby Ling says

    June 7, 2016 at 12:36 pm

    Proud Caviteña here!

    Reply
  41. Anonymous says

    June 7, 2016 at 12:31 pm

    Proud Caviteña here!

    Reply
    • TSN says

      June 7, 2016 at 12:36 pm

      Magsanib-pwersa!!! 😉

      Reply
  42. Vinz says

    June 7, 2016 at 11:46 am

    Cavitenya here! Apir!

    Reply
    • TSN says

      June 7, 2016 at 12:36 pm

      Apir!!!

      Reply

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