Addielogue

Ang bilis nga talaga ng panahon. Addie is done with Kinder. Grade 1 na siya sa June! At dahil cute pa ang mga hirit nya (sa ngayon 😂) share ko lang ang kakulitan ni Addietot.

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Addie: Mommy, di ba you gave birth already?

Me: Yes, why?

Addie: Are you pregnant again?

Me: No, why?

Addie: How come your tummy is still big. You’re just fat?

Me:
Ang tyan ko:
Ang confidence level ko:

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Addie: Daddy your jokes are not funny.

Papa O: Not funny even if I give you 20 pesos?

Addie: Yup not funny

Papa O: 30 pesos?

Addie: still not funny

Papa O: 1,000 pesos

Addie: Not funny nga!

Papa O: I’ll bring you to the beach.

Addie: Say your joke again.

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(Learning Filipino)

Me: Addie, paki-abot naman yung celphone ko.

Addie: (Abot celphone)

Me: Salamat, Addie.

Addie: Walang animal.

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(Nanood ng Ang Probinsyano)

Addie: Mommy, is Kuya Kardo a real person?

Me: Yes, but his name is Coco Martin in real life.

Addie: Can we go to his house?

Me: Ay di kami friends eh. And I don’t know where he lives.

Addie: Waze natin?

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Addie: Mommy, I know na what I want to be when I grow up.

Me: I thought you want to be a vet.

Addie: No.

Me: Police?

Addie: No.

Me: Firefighter??

Addie: No.

Me: So what do you want to be?

Addie: A BOSS!

PAK!

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(Habang kalaro ang pinsan niya)

Addie: Let’s pretend that I have a boyfriend.

Me: Whaaaat?! That’s not a nice game.

Addie: Okay. Mika, let’s pretend I’m pregnant.

Lord….

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(Looking at Addie’s class photo where all the girls are in front and the boys at the back. Yung boys nakayakap sa partner na girl.)

Me: Addie, bakit di nakayakap sayo partner mo?

Addie: I didn’t want him to hug me.

Me: Ay very good anak!

Addie: I want him to be in front of me so I can hug him.

😣😣😣😣

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