Me: Bakit lagpas lagpas sulat mo, eh may lines na nga?!
Addie: Eh the lines are not enough.
(So sino mag-aadjust?)
Addie: Mommy, how come the house next to us is bigger than ours. They must be rich.
Me: It’s as big as ours. All houses here are small lang.
Addie: Where are the big houses?
Me: Near your school. The houses there are big.
Addie: Oh yeah. So they are rich?
Addie: If they are rich… they must be British!
(San galing yun?!)
Addie: Mommy, can we go to the zoo?
Me: Okay, pag walang work si Daddy. Bakit?
Addie: I’m tired of staring at the butiki outside.
Addie: I’ll be 7 next year right?
Addie: I want a party. Can I have a party?
Me: I thought you want to go to Disneyland? Pero tayo lang dalawa ha kasi expensive.
Addie: I want a party nalang.
Addie: Because I can go to Disneyland when I’m 8.
Addie: Mommy, why does Daddy call Aki a biik?
Me: He’s like a cute baby pig kasi.
Addie: if he’s a biik, ikaw yung baboy?
(Kung di ka lang bata…)
Tumatakbo si Addie sa school field. May nakitang mestizo na batang lalake. Binalikan niya..
Addie: Are you from another country?
(Lumabas ang pagkajologs. #ManaMana)
Tumatakbo palapit sakin…
Addie: Mommy, we found a baby beetle outside?!
Me: Oh really, wow!
Addie: Here o!
Nilapag ang “baby beetle” sa floor.
Me: Addieeee!!! That is not a baby beetle!!!!!
Addie: what’s that?