Sa law school…
We learned Financial Accountancy.
Kahit sinong law student, kabisado na ang isang tall mocha frappe sa Starbucks costs P140 na pwede maconsume in 6 hours at 1 sip every twenty minutes, which is equivalent to P7 per sip.
Natuto kaming maging Beauty Queens.
During recits, lahat ng law student nagiging Binibining at Ginoong Pilipinas! Lahat kontesera! Because they must learn to exude CONFIDENCE in the most pahiyang pahiyang situation. It takes a lot to stand amidst a class of 50 for 2 hours and pretend na alam mo ang sinasabi mo.
At kahit sinabi na ng prof na mali ang sagot mo, ipaparaphrase mo lang pero yung pa rin ang sagot mo (dahil yun lang ang nabasa mo). And with conviction at that! As the ancient saying goes: DI BALE NANG MALI, BEAUTY QUEEN naman
We learned advanced Construction and Carpentry.
Law students develop a sound knowledge of the tools, materials and rebuilding methods employed in reviving a….dilapidated book. The use of a wide array of tapes (scotch tape, masking tape, duct tape), stapler, and the ever reliable Elmer’s Glue to keep your Civil Code usable for the remaining 3 years of law school dahil 1st year pa lang, gutay gutay na siya.
Magaling kaming Fortune Tellers.
Pagdating ng orals, midterms and finals, law students become Feng Shui Masters. Dahil based on Feng Shui teachings, dapat nakaupo ka facing the east dahil dun nakaupo yung valedictorian ng batch niyo. Lucky color – Blue – kaya yan dapat ang kulay ng ballpen. Lucky number – 3 – kaya 3 times ka magkukrus bago magsimula ang exam. Dyan nakasalalay ang pagpasa.
Pero tandaan, meron kang free will (mag-aral o hindi), gamitin ito.
Oh diba, lawyer/accountant/beauty queen/karpintero/Manang Bola ang kalalabasan ng 4 o 5 years mo sa law school! Kaya push mo lang yan. Pag napagod ka na mag-abogasya, at least madami kang fall back career.
Panoorin ang video para malaman ang ilan pang dahilan bakit mamaru ang mga abogado…
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