May biglaang meeting na pina-attend sa akin ang boss sa isang business club sa Makati. Hindi pa ako naka-aatend ng previous meetings, so hindi ko kilala ang mga taong involved, pati si Atty. X. Inagahan ko ang pagpunta para mahanap ko si Atty. X. 5 minutes before the meeting, wala pa si Atty. X. Nag-text ako sa officemate ko. Me: R, ano itsura ni Atty. X. R: Mataba, Viv. Hanap ako ng mataba. Tamang tama may nakiupo sa chair ko sa harap na kasing hugis ni Bentong. Me: Excuse me, sir. Are … [Read more...]
Mahusay si Papa O
Isang araw, nahuli ko si Papa O nagsusurf sa internet. Hulaan niyo kung ano tinitingnan niya? Me: B, ano tinitingnan mo? Papa O: Mga Yate. Me: Bakeeeet?? Papa O: Bibili ako, bakit? Bibili ako, part by part sa bawat ipon ko. One night, may gimik si Papa O kasama ang barkada. Papa O: What time ka uwi B? Me: Nagpasundo na ako, B. In a while. Eh ikaw? Papa O: In a while din Me: In a while = 3:00 am In a while = … [Read more...]
True Love Conversations | Episode 3
picphotos.net While on vacay in a faraway land in a fancy schmancy hotel, Him and Her were just a festering petri-dish of gloom and germs. Their trip turned out to be just being cooped up in bed trying to recover... Her: (wrapped up in a robe, curled up in an armchair across the room) Well this is lovely... Him: (after one of his coughing fits) yeah, this is awesome... Her: Sorry we can't go out and meet your friends... damn, everything is aching! Him: Let's just stay in bed. Don't … [Read more...]
Skul Bukol
At dahil nawala ako for 5 days, si Papa O ang naging punong abala kay Addietot. Super efficient ni Papa O kasi ang daming assignments ni Addie for school at lahat yun... HINDI NAGAWA! Hinintay daw kasi nila ako. Whatever! Haha! Anyway, ang hirap turuan ni Addie promise! Hindi mapakali sa upuan and mejo pilosopong bata talaga siya. Me: Addie, there are 5 tastes: sweet, sour, salty, bitter and spicy. What is the taste of chocolate? (While showing her a photo) Addie: … [Read more...]
True Love Conversations (Episode 2)
So Him and Her are settling in quite well in their relationship. As with all new loves, you have the honeymoon phase I guess, where you basically bask in each other's mutual admiration and make cutsey patootsey talk... yes, others may barf at this notion, but you gotta realize that the lovebirds just don't give a hot damn if you approve or not. They will go on and talk about silly things, oblivious to the rolling eyes and grumbling around. In another episode, we catch Him and Her in one such … [Read more...]
True Love Conversations
I am bearing witness to the budding romance of two people I know. Until such time as it is allowed for me to reveal their identities, I will continue to refer to them as "Him" and "Her". They have a lot of adorable and crazy conversations. Some of which may help you remember how it was to be kilig... Below is one of them: Him: (Comes out of the banyo) Soft, Medium or Hard? Her: Say what now? Him: CHOOSE! Soft, Medium or Hard? Her: Errrrr... Soft...? Him: SOFT?!! Awww … [Read more...]
Papansin Ways
Bilang super on –the-go si Ms. Sophisticated, hirap kami minsan ni Ms. Provinciated hagilapin siya. Like last week, di siya nagrereply sa SMS and FB messages namin, kaya nag-isip kami ng paraan ni P para mapansin. Una, nagpost kami ng jeje greeting sa wall ni S. Hindi nag-work. Nagpost naman si P. Na dinagdagan ko ng... "Andito ako" - DedMadela Hindi pa rin nag-work. Nag-post ulit ang P... Ano daw?! Tinanong ko si P kung anong ibig sabihin ng text sa photo. Ang sagot ni … [Read more...]
How to (NOT) To Prepare for #GlendaPh
Bago mag landfall sa Manila si Glenda, usap kami ng dabarkads ko para sa disaster preparedness plans namin. Dapat naman ganyan friends. Tanggapin natin na every year may ganitong kalamidad na mangyayari at dapat aksyonan ito. Eto ang mga napag usapan namin: From typhoon, to earthquakes, to zombie apocalypse and apes taking over Makati ..Naka-survive naman kami, believe it or not. … [Read more...]
Addie Asar Part 2
Simula ng pumasok si Addie sa school, she speaks in complete sentences already. "Mommy, I want to brush my teeth." "Mommy, can I have wafer?" Kakatuwa!!! Pero parang dumoble din ang pagka-pilya niya. Ganito ang prayer ni Addie before going to sleep. Bless Mommy Bless Daddy Bless Mama Bless Lolo Bless Auntie Bless Tata (Silence) ...And Mr. Bean (sabay kilig smile) ====== :-o ====== Tapos one night, di pa siya inaantok. Gusto manood ng Dibo sa iPad. Addie: Mommy, can I borrow your … [Read more...]
Cabbie Talk
image from www.onandoffthestreet.com One of the many perils of living in the city is cab drivers. The other night, I was saying good bye to my friend B and he was waiting for me to get a cab. Now, it's important for you to know what B looks like so everything about my later conversation will make sense: he's tall, fairly good-looking, and very very white. I'm talking WASP-y looking. But he's a good buddy and so he wanted to make sure I got in a cab before heading back to his place. Now B had … [Read more...]
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