Patunay na may tama talaga si Ms. Provinciated…
Br. A: Like, whatza jeep and kalsadah?
P: You don’t know that? It’s the ride where you just hold on to the
estribo and pretend to sit because only 1/16 of your pwet is kasya.
D: And the one who has “uhaha–hahaha-ha” horn
sound instead of “honk honk”
Br. A: Whatza heztreebow?
P: Bwahahaha! Heztreebow is the vakal that you can hold on to
if you don’t have pamasahe.
What is pamasahe?
It’s the coins that you have to pay so you can pretend
that you are sitting in the jeep.
Bro. A: Yuk… cohweynszzzz… ewwww… I only touch plastic…
P: Touch me! Touch Me!