T.S.N. Eztribow

Patunay na may tama talaga si Ms. Provinciated… 

 

Br. A:          Like, whatza jeep and kalsadah?

 

P:               You don’t know that? It’s the ride where you just hold on to the

                  estribo and pretend to sit because only 1/16 of your pwet is kasya.

               Kalsa-DUH?!

 

D:                And the one who has “uhaha–hahaha-ha” horn

                   sound instead of “honk honk”

 

Br. A:             Whatza heztreebow?

 

P:                  Bwahahaha! Heztreebow is the vakal that you can hold on to

                     if you don’t have pamasahe.

                     What is pamasahe?

                     It’s the coins that you have to pay so you can pretend

                     that you are sitting in the jeep. 

 

Bro. A:          Yuk… cohweynszzzz… ewwww… I only touch plastic… 

 

P:                  Touch me! Touch Me! 

ALAM NA!!!!!