A Geisha Shower (CENSORED)

Originally posted on January 22, 2013.

 

 

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Loudette’s upcoming wedding has been given maximum exposure in this blog. Hindi naman namin siya kaano-ano! Joke! 

 

Two weeks ago, I wrote about Loudette’s (“L”) Despedida de Soltera at Rustic Mornings. Now, I’ll share with you her bridal shower organized by the TSN girls and L’s sister, Kay.

 

The theme was sexy geisha. We saw this cute geisha cartoon from digital-art-gallery.com, and thought it would be a cute logo for L’s bridal shower. True enough!

 

 Chopsticks, pink table napkins and paper cups from Saizen

Japanese souvenir fans from Divi

 

 

Kay sponsored a two-bedroom suite at a condotel in Makati. I recommended the place because I also attended a bridal shower there before. But when we checked in:

 

RECEPTION LADY:   

Ma’am, we just want to advise you that 

we have a NO PARTY POLICY.

 

Uh-oh… but we didn’t lose our cool. 

 

P said “okay” with her poker face while I was praying na hindi makita ng receptionist ang mga party paraphernalia namin na dala ng bellboy tulad ng bamboo sticks, tall vases, umbrellas, etc. The bellboy didn’t squeal. Baka dahil he was silenced with our P100.00 tip? But the security guard who escorted Kay squealed!!! He made choochoo na we decorated the place and all. Anyway, ang peg namin is that Kay is a balikbayan, which is actually true, and we gathered friends to have dinner at the room. The hotel office kept calling us every time a guest arrived, saying that the room is already crowded, etc. But kevs, ituloy ang kasiyahan! Sayang ang efforts namin noh! 

 

 
Decorations:

Bamboo sticks from Divi and Baclaran

White, pink and purple Japanese umbrellas from Divi

Japanese paper lanterns c/o Popo

Vases with water, floating candles and rose petals

Tarps with Japan scenery 

 
 

Guests came in their geisha costumes. We had ours made by Popo.

 

 

Every bridal shower should have kinky games.

 

First Game: T*** Tower

 

 

 The guests were divided into 3 groups and were given 3 boxes of clay.

WINNER: Group with the tallest T*** Tower.

The Tower should be able to stand on its own.

 

Neon colored-clay nabili namin. So nagmukhang aliens yung mga T*** Towers.

 

 

Second Game: Subo the Hotdog

 

 

 3 pairs were selected from the guests.

WINNER: Pair with the most number of hotdogs in the mouth.

They are not allowed to eat it, and should be able to take it out from their mouth in its original form.

 

S and Kay were the winners.

 OMG, napag-kasya ni S ang 10 hotdogs sa mouth niya,

umabot pa sa throat. Alam na!

 

 

Third Game: Itlugin Mo

 

 

The guests were divided into 3 groups.

Each group should be able to transfer the egg from

one room to the other room where the nests were laid.

Kicker: Bawal hawakan ang egg. They should use their thighs.

 

Leigh (bottom left picture) was slowly walking to the nest. As in slowly. Nagtanong pa ng pabulong kung saan yung nest. Pabulong niya tinanong kasi baka mabasag daw yung egg. Ano daw?! Pag-bukaka niya para ilagay ang egg sa nest, walang lumabas na egg! Wala pala siyang dala the whole time! Bwahahaha!

Che: Ang weird pala ng feeling ng may betlogs?

Bwahahahaha!

 

Fourth Game: E**** Toss

 

 

 

 Each guest had 5 rings which they had to toss around Angelo, the Angel T****

If the guest missed, she had to take a shot of Nikka, the Whisky.

 

 Fifth Game: Pin the E****

 

Guests were given funny pecker cut-outs which 

they had to pin on Mr. Cowboy while blindfolded.

 

The bride was the last one to pin the pecker. 

But she had to pin it on…. Guess who?!?!

 

 

 Next portion of the party was the “traditional dance” pero siyempre, we won’t post that here anymore. Baka magalit ang groom. Promise, dance lang naman. And, let me just say na award ang kinuha ni P, hampogi! May booking na siya kay Chesa.

 

Opening of gifts 

L got a lot of sexy panties, lingerie and toys for the honeymoon.

 

Kinky cake sponsored by Che

 

Special thanks to Kata for the yummy food!

 

We had some group photos too, siyempre naman!

 

Fail ang geisha pout ko… parang nagtatawag lang ng aso!

 

 

It was a fun night, and we hope L and the guests had fun too… Mukha naman!