Sossy Problems Part II

One client is buying a condominium unit  for P50M.

 

Boss:    That’s expensive for an old building.

 

Client: It’s okay because we can lease it out for P200K a month.

 

 

D (sa utak lamang):

Anak ng… 200k a month? Ano yun?

Ginto yung inodoro?

 

Emil (sa utak lang din):

Anak ng… 200k a month?

Ano yun?  Langit?!

 

 

And the sossy conversation continued….

 

 

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Boss:       How are your babies? You have three, right?

 

Client:   They’re okay.

                 But, we have to move to a bigger place

                 because the condo couldn’t fit us all.

 

Boss:      Why? You have the whole floor.

 

Client:   Well, I hired 6 yayas for the kids.

 

Boss:      6 yayas?

 

Client:   Yes, they have to go on shifts,

                 one for the day and one for the night,

                 and I have 3 kids, so 6.

 

Boss:      And how much do you pay per yaya?

 

Client:  P20,000.00

 

D:            (Nganga)

 

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One afternoon….

 

Boss:    What’s your blog called?

 

D:         (Patay!!!!)   Uhm, sir, it’s called The Soshal Network

 

Boss:    What?

 

D:          Sir, The Soshal Network.

 

Boss:     You mean like the movie?

 

D:            No sir, it’s spelled S-O-S-H-A-L.

 

Boss:    What does that mean?

 

D:          Opposite of sosyal sir.

               We write about kajologans.

 

Boss:     What’s “kajologans?”

 

D:           (Mahabang habang usapan ‘to!)

 

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Read Sossy Problems Part 1 here.