One client is buying a condominium unit for P50M.
Boss: That’s expensive for an old building.
Client: It’s okay because we can lease it out for P200K a month.
D (sa utak lamang):
Anak ng… 200k a month? Ano yun?
Ginto yung inodoro?
Emil (sa utak lang din):
Anak ng… 200k a month?
Ano yun? Langit?!
And the sossy conversation continued….
Boss: How are your babies? You have three, right?
Client: They’re okay.
But, we have to move to a bigger place
because the condo couldn’t fit us all.
Boss: Why? You have the whole floor.
Client: Well, I hired 6 yayas for the kids.
Boss: 6 yayas?
Client: Yes, they have to go on shifts,
one for the day and one for the night,
and I have 3 kids, so 6.
Boss: And how much do you pay per yaya?
Boss: What’s your blog called?
D: (Patay!!!!) Uhm, sir, it’s called The Soshal Network
D: Sir, The Soshal Network.
Boss: You mean like the movie?
D: No sir, it’s spelled S-O-S-H-A-L.
Boss: What does that mean?
D: Opposite of sosyal sir.
We write about kajologans.
Boss: What’s “kajologans?”
D: (Mahabang habang usapan ‘to!)
Read Sossy Problems Part 1 here.
Pwede ba mag apply? Kahit 24 hours straight na bantay.
Grabe 40k yun haha!
Malaki pa sa sweldo ko yun dati bilang empleyado ng Ch2.! Baka kailangan nila ng tagaluto.
Meron silang mga kasambahay other than yayas. Di ko alam kung ilan! Over! Haha!
Daisy V. says
Pwede bang mag-apply ng yaya? 😛
Unahan tayo 🙂
Omg!! And now the boss is busy.. reading your blog. Specifically your entries. 😀
Teka, baka kelangan ng client ng tutor, pwede ako! 🙂
Shet… oo nga! Di ko naisip!!!
Isa lang masasabi ko… Nosebleed! :p
nosebleed to the max!