Bago ako lumisan patungong London, naging officemate ko si D…
BOSS: It’s very expensive to get married nowadays.
A: Yes, sir. My friends are having a tough time
budgeting their weddings.
BOSS: If you get married now, even if you only have 150 guests,
it’d be difficult to keep it under THREE MILLION.
Kaya sa susunod na may magtanong bakit hindi pa ko kasal,
ang isasagot ko ay, “Wala akong THREE MILLION PESOS.
A: Sir, my classmate in French class told me that you’re neighbors
and live right next to each other. She’s worried that you’re bothered
by her dogs because she has 12 now.
BOSS: Oh yeah, we’re neighbors.
And no, I cannot hear the dogs.
We have big spaces in between houses.
Oo nga naman.
Hindi naman siya taga-Malabon na maririnig mong kumakanta yung kapitbahay habang naglalaba.
BOSS: How are your French classes coming along?
A: Fine, though it’s hard to be fluent at it
when I don’t have people to talk to in French.
BOSS: My wife’s fluent in French.
She went to a FINISHING SCHOOL in SWITZERLAND.
She became fluent because her classmates had a rule
that if they speak in English instead of French,
they’d put FRANCS in a jar. So to SAVE MONEY,
they were forced to speak in French.
Si Princess Sarah pala napangasawa ng boss namin.
Photos from google images.