Nasa isang soshal na bar ka with your friends, at may isang lalakeng hindi mo type na tingin ng tingin sayo. Feel na feel mo na lalapitan ka any time now para tanungin ang number o pangalan mo. Ayaw mo siyang mapahiya… pero ayaw mo rin sa kanya. Anong gagawin mo?!?!
OPTION 1: Mag-Name Drop
What’s your name, Miss?
“Camille”
Camille…?
“Camille DUTERTE”
OPTION 2: Search for your inner Pabebe
Hello, I was watching you from afar and I was wondering….
“Ako ang pabebe girl…. At wala kang paki-alam kung pabebe ako sa mga bidjo ko.”
OPTION 3: Convert this to a business opportunity
Hi, can I buy you a drink?
“Are you tired of putting your money in banks with very low interest? I have an opportunity for you to invest. Open-minded ka ba?“
OPTION 4: Umeksena
Excuse me, Miss….
Dumuwal ka sa harap niya…
“Sorry, I’m pregnant. Do you want to be the father?”
OPTION 5: Load Pa More
Hi, can I get your number?
“Sure, type 300 then send to 29164032424.”
OPTION 6: Consult the Stars
Hi, can I join you?
Tumingin sa mga mata niya at manghang manghang sabihin…
“Sabi ni Ms. Zenaida Seva mamimeet kita today.
OPTION 7: The X Factor
Hey, I was wondering….
“You look like my Ex.”
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OPTION 8: Sales Talk
Hello, is it okay if I get your number?
“Bago ko bigay number ko sayo, bili ka muna ng longganisa o tocino…madami akong dala. Pili ka. Ako gumawa nyan!”
OPTION 9: Be concise
Hi Miss, I’d like to introduce myself…
“Bakit ‘pre?”
OPTION 10: May Forever
Hi, I’m Paulo. Nice to meet you.
Kunin ang phone at mag-dial…
“Hello, Ma, Pa, may nakilala po akong lalaki. Tingin ko po siya na ang forever ko. Papakilala ko sa inyo.
Ano ba ang chances na magwo-work ang mga tips na ito? Ewan… di pa kami napi-pick up eh. 😛
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